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The Armadillo Lizard (Cordylus cataphractus) is a lizard endemic to desert areas of southern Africa. It is also known as the Typical Girdled Lizard, Armadillo Girdled Lizard, Golden Armadillo Lizard, and Armadillo Spiny-tailed Lizard.

The Armadillo Lizard possesses an uncommon antipredator adaptation, in which it takes its tail in its mouth and rolls into a ball when frightened. In this shape it is protected from predators by the thick, squarish scales along its back and the spines on its tail. This behavior, which resembles that of the mammalian armadillo, gives it its English common name. This behavior may have inspired tales of the mythical creature Ouroboros.

OMG it’s beautifawl

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heyfunniest:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

heyfunniest:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
flonflura flonflura Said:
Asker Anonymous Asks:
have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy
flonflura flonflura Said:
Asker Anonymous Asks:
Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
flonflura flonflura Said:

I have nothing to do with it! hahahaha

Asker Anonymous Asks:
are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
flonflura flonflura Said:

I confess I didn’t even hear about this film, but thanks for telling me, I definetely will see! =)

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  • christian: gays are bad
  • teenage girl: the bible says you can't be gay but it also says that you can't put a razor to your face, work on the sabbath, or eat pork do you follow those rules?!?!
  • christian: ah... no...
  • jew: gays are bad
  • teenage girl:  the bible says you can't be gay but it also says that you can't put a razor to your face, work on the sabbath, or eat pork do you follow those rules?!?!
  • jew: yeah
  • teenage girl: oh
  • jew: should have thought that one through, huh
  • teenage girl: i... yeah... yeah i should have
  • tourist: can you give me directions to olive garden 

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Hey, still have that unbreakable skull?

Hey, still have that unbreakable skull?

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